Ah, the beauty of mixed metaphors...

Ben Affleck, Jeremy Piven and Ryan Reynolds are all going to be in some new movie together. Recently, Reynolds spoke with the Chicago Sun-Times about the movie, describing Piven's character in the film:

"He rubs shoulders with a mobster about to turn state's witness and ends up in Tahoe for a binge of hookers. I'm an FBI agent looking for him. Five assassins are also after him at this hotel casino."

Completely aware of the fact that transcripts of things that I've said in my 25 years on this planet would be chock full of similar such verbal mix-ups, I'm still going to proceed with my planned pointing out of the fact that Reynolds said, "rubs shoulders with a mobster," because I think his description would probably make it a much more interesting movie than what it is actually going to end up being.